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September 1, 2010 05:32 PM :: There is good news and bad news.
posted by brad to politics
The bad news is that the economy is in bad shape and not getting any better.

The good news is that the number of illegal immigrants are down.


You can tell a lot about a country by how many people want in and how many want out.

August 20, 2010 02:57 PM :: Words of advice.
posted by brad to politics
Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States. - Ronald Reagan

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. - Adrian Rogers

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Frank Hubbard

Government does not create wealth. The major role for the government is to create an environment where people take risks to expand the job rate in the United States. - George W. Bush

In the middle of a recession no tax increase is justified because it kills jobs, and any tax increase is a job-killing measure and should be defeated. - Newt Gingrich

In my judgment, we have to avoid, at all costs, tax increases. That would be the worst possible thing to do and will make a bad economy even worse. - Meg Whitman

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

August 19, 2010 07:39 PM :: MOR Rain!
posted by brad to weather
More rain now.

See attached photo here.

August 19, 2010 03:44 PM :: we has rain
posted by brad to weather
After weeks of no rain we got probably more than an inch of rain accompanied by lots of lightning and thunder so strong it shook the house.

August 9, 2010 04:49 PM :: Rate My Obama
posted by brad to politics
CBS is running a poll on Obama's performance. Here is the article.

And here are the running results

They look to be about correct to me.
replies: 1 August 10, 2010 04:57 PM by brad
How in the hell?

I look at the numbers from yesterdays poll, which look bad, and then today they come out with a 50% approval rating?

How is that possible?

August 8, 2010 07:21 AM :: Hey Doro
posted by stinkyfoots to dogs
You need one of these....

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replies: 2 August 8, 2010 10:20 AM by brad
Or one of these: here


August 8, 2010 02:02 PM by AmberBock
This one is good.
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August 4, 2010 05:56 PM :: California's same sex marriage law ruled unconstitutional
posted by brad to politics
Proposition 8 fails to advance any rational basis in singling out gay men and lesbians for denial of a marriage license. Indeed, the evidence shows Proposition 8 does nothing more than enshrine in the California Constitution the notion that opposite-sex couples are superior to same-sex couples.

This is important because it was a VERY bad law to begin with. The Declaration of Independence, upon which our country was founded, states "All men are created equal" and this law attempted to reject that notion. Proposition 8 was a law that attempted to treat some people as not equal.

The law attempted to define what a marriage is instead of what it is not, but the meaning is the same.

Read the following sentences and see which ones make more sense.

Asians can't marry.
Catholics can't marry.
Blacks can't marry.
Gays can't marry.
Canadians can't marry.

The answer is none of them. You can't single out some kinds of people for discrimination. The amazing thing is that this law came from California.

I don't really care any more about gays getting married that I do anyone else. I am not pro gay or anti gay. I am just against laws that take away freedom of US citizens.

August 4, 2010 02:03 PM :: It doesn't get any better than this.
posted by brad to internet
Leveraging new synergies by creating new paradigms in social media monetization.

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posted by brad to reviews
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July 27, 2010 06:24 PM :: Alcohol reduces the severity of rheumatoid arthritis
posted by brad to internet
I knew, just knew, there was a reason to drink!

Drinking alcohol may reduce the severity of rheumatoid arthritis according to new research published today. It is the first time that this effect has been shown in humans. The study also finds that alcohol consumption reduces the risk of developing the disease, confirming the results of previous studies.

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2010-07/oup-art072610.php

July 20, 2010 08:36 PM :: Just doing my part
posted by brad to general
You may all now relax. I have come up with a solution for global warming.

Henceforth, in the time zone where they live, at precisely 12:00 noon everyone shall hold their breath for 60 seconds. The cumulative carbon dioxide savings will lower the greenhouse gas in the atmosphere.

Or better yet; every hour on the hour, while they are awake, I want everyone to hold their breath for 60 seconds. This will lower the greenhouse gas even faster.


June 5, 2010 12:07 PM :: Detroit schools - practical math
posted by AmberBock to general
Detroit schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations! It's about time!

NAME____________________

GANG/CREW NAME______________

CRIB_________________


1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?

2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

May 25, 2010 06:41 PM :: Drinking with a gal from Arizona
posted by AmberBock to Guns
A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.

The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we dont have to drink with the same ones twice.

God Bless Arizona.


April 25, 2010 04:55 PM :: Puzzle Palace / Body of Secrets
posted by brad to reviews
These 2 books are written by James Bamford and detail a history of the NSA. The books are very interesting and I alternately switched from feeling either paranoid, disgusted, or amazed as I turned from page to page. Some of the things I read about were shocking. All in all they were both fantastic reading.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bamford
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Puzzle_Palace
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_of_Secrets


April 3, 2010 08:42 PM :: Name that TV show
posted by brad to internet
Name this show based on these clues:

1. an old tv show that was recently remade
2. it was something about a town in the desert
3. people were trying to escape
replies: 3 April 3, 2010 08:47 PM by brad
so far the record is held by VP who nailed the answer in 6 seconds flat.

April 4, 2010 07:56 AM by AmberBock
I dont think in the OLD version .. that it was a desert. It was a "town on a British coastline", because the balloon ball was chasing him on a beach.

April 4, 2010 07:58 AM by AmberBock
A high-ranking but un-named Agent in the British Government resigns from his job/post and leaves for a holiday. While packing he is gassed and is taken to a beautiful but deadly prison known only as "The Village" where people are taken, given a Number to be called by and kept there for the rest of their lives if they don't tell No. 2 (the deputy head of "The Village") the information they are captured for. Escape is nearly impossible as "The Village" has amazing but deadly weapons to use if anybody tries to escape. The Agent is given the title of "No. 6" but he adopts the name of "The Prisoner". The series tells of his attempts to resist the plots of each No. 2 (who is replaced with another if an attempt on No. 6 fails) to get his information and against any attempt to disrupt the nearly peaceful running of the "The Village". The Village is determined to crack The Prisoner by attempting to get the answer to why he resigned from his job/post. As time goes on, two questions plague The Prisoner's mind - How can he escape and who is the real leader of the Village - the mysterious No. 1?.

It was a TV show in the 60's and Patrick McGoohan played #6 [The prisoner]

March 23, 2010 11:21 AM :: Healthcare for working folks.
posted by brad to politics
Since our governmental representatives gave us what we wanted, we now have healthcare for all, and by all I mean mostly people who don't work. This means that those of us who do work have to pay for them.

I am an independent contractor who is over 40 and earns a decent buck. According to the new government healthcare program I will have to pay about $750 per month in insurance for just myself. That number is BEFORE they add the rate increase for my age, which can not be more than 3 times the amount for young people. Notice I said that is for just me, that number does not include my wife.

I think this does not bode will for the small man who is on his own. Maybe the public option will give us something affordable. The problem with that is that the public option seem to be the "out" for the rich, which I hardly qualify for, so who knows how much that will run. If it is anything like what is available now it will not be cheap.

I have not run the numbers yet, but I think it will probably be more affordable for my wife to not work. The irony of this is that this means that there is one less person working to pay for one more person not working.

While healthcare for everyone is a good ideal at the end of the day you have to run the numbers and see if the math makes sense for any given ideal.
replies: 1 March 23, 2010 12:45 PM by brad
Speaking of doing the math, this is just in from the NY Times which used to be a respectable newspaper but anymore has been reduced to little more than a tabloid:

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The measure will require most Americans to have health insurance coverage; would add 16 million people to the Medicaid rolls; and would subsidize private coverage for low- and middle-income people. It will cost the government about $938 billion over 10 years, according to the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office, which has also estimated that the bill would reduce the federal deficit by $138 billion over a decade.
--- end quoted ---

Please answer for me how something which will cost the government $938 billion will reduce the deficit by $138 billion? How does that math work?

March 13, 2010 07:51 AM :: Fun Facts & Stats:The Average Casual Gamer: Not Who You Thought
posted by AmberBock to general
Casual game-maker PopCap Games reports that 24% of the respondents to their latest survey play casual games, which represents an audience of roughly 100 million in the United States and UK. Most surprising is the fact that the average social gamer is a 43-year old woman.

February 23, 2010 08:27 PM :: Truly is the Greatest Country in the World. Don't Let Freedom Slip Away
posted by AmberBock to politics
A friend sent this to me.
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The author of this article lives in South Dakota and appears to be very active in attempting to maintain our freedom. I encourage everybody to read this article and pass it along. I see so many parallels in this countryare we going to sit by and watch it happen? Spread the word; also contact your congressional reps; vote them out if they dont do what they should. If you dont want to be bothered, then youre part of the problem! Google Kitty Werthmann and you will see articles and videos.

Truly is the Greatest Country in the World. Don't Let Freedom Slip Away
By: Kitty Werthmann
What I am about to tell you is something you've probably never heard or will ever read in history books.

I believe that I am an eyewitness to history. I cannot tell you that Hitler took Austria by tanks and guns; it would distort history. We elected him by a landslide - 98% of the vote. I've never read that in any American publications. Everyone thinks that Hitler just rolled in with his tanks and took Austria by force.
In 1938, Austria was in deep Depression. Nearly one-third of our workforce was unemployed. We had 25% inflation and 25% bank loan interest rates. Farmers and business people were declaring bankruptcy daily. Young people were going from house to house begging for food. Not that they didn't want to work; there simply weren't any jobs. My mother was a Christian woman and believed in helping people in need. Every day we cooked a big kettle of soup and baked bread to feed those poor, hungry people - about 30 daily.
The Communist Party and the National Socialist Party were fighting each other. Blocks and blocks of cities like Vienna, Linz, and Graz were destroyed. The people became desperate and petitioned the government to let them decide what kind of government they wanted. We looked to our neighbor on the north, Germany, where Hitler had been in power since 1933. We had been told that they didn't have unemployment or crime,and they had a high standard of living. Nothing was ever said about persecution of any group - Jewish or otherwise. We were led to believe that everyone was happy. We wanted the same way of life in Austria. We were promised that a vote for Hitler would mean the end of unemployment and help for the family. Hitler also said that businesses would be assisted, and farmers would get their farms back. Ninety-eight percent of the population voted to annex Austria to Germany and have Hitler for our ruler.
We were overjoyed,and for three days we danced in the streets and had candlelight parades. The new government opened up big field kitchens and everyone was fed.
After the election, German officials were appointed,and like a miracle, we suddenly had law and order. Three or four weeks later, everyone was employed. The government made sure that a lot of work was created through the Public Work Service.

Hitler decided we should have equal rights for women. Before this, it was a custom that married Austrian women did not work outside the home. An able-bodied husband would be looked down on if he couldn't support his family. Many women in the teaching profession were elated that they could retain the jobs they previously had been required to give up for marriage.

Hitler Targets Education - Eliminates Religious Instruction for Children:
Our education was nationalized. I attended a very good public school. The population was predominantly Catholic, so we had religion in our schools. The day we elected Hitler (March 13, 1938), I walked into my schoolroom to find the crucifix replaced by Hitler's picture hanging next to a Nazi flag. Our teacher, a very devout woman, stood up and told the class we wouldn't pray or have religion anymore. Instead, we sang "Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber Alles," and had physical education.
Sunday became National Youth Day with compulsory attendance. Parents were not pleased about the sudden change in curriculum. They were told that if they did not send us, they would receive a stiff letter of warning the first time. The second time they would be fined the equivalent of $300, and the third time they would be subject to jail. The first two hours consisted of political indoctrination. The rest of the day we had sports. As time went along, we loved it. Oh, we had so much fun and got our sports equipment free. We would go home and gleefully tell our parents about the wonderful time we had.
My mother was very unhappy. When the next term started, she took me out of public school and put me in a convent. I told her she couldn't do that and she told me that someday when I grew up, I would be grateful. There was a very good curriculum, but hardly any fun - no sports, and no political indoctrination. I hated it at first but felt I could tolerate it. Every once in a while, on holidays, I went home. I would go back to my old friends and ask what was going on and what they were doing. Their loose lifestyle was very alarming to me. They lived without religion. By that time unwed mothers were glorified for having a baby for Hitler. It seemed strange to me that our society changed so suddenly. As time went along, I realized what a great deed my mother did so that I wasn't exposed to that kind of humanistic philosophy.
Equal Rights Hits Home:
In 1939, the war started and a food bank was established. All food was rationed and could only be purchased using food stamps. At the same time, a full-employment law was passed which meant if you didn't work, you didn't get a ration card, and if you didn't have a card, you starved to death. Women who stayed home to raise their families didn't have any marketable skills and often had to take jobs more suited for men.
Soon after this, the draft was implemented. It was compulsory for young people, male and female, to give one year to the labor corps. During the day, the girls worked on the farms, and at night they returned to their barracks for military training just like the boys. They were trained to be anti-aircraft gunners and participated in the signal corps. After the labor corps, they were not discharged but were used in the front lines. When I go back to Austria to visit my family and friends, most of these women are emotional cripples because they just were not equipped to handle the horrors of combat. Three months before I turned 18, I was severely injured in an air raid attack. I nearly had a leg amputated, so I was spared having to go into the labor corps and into military service.

Hitler Restructured the Family Through Daycare:

When the mothers had to go out into the work force, the government immediately established child care centers. You could take your children ages 4 weeks to school age and leave them there around-the-clock, 7 days a week, under the total care of the government. The state raised a whole generation of children. There were no motherly women to take care of the children, just people highly trained in child psychology. By this time, no one talked about equal rights. We knew we had been had.
Health Care and Small Business Suffer Under Government Controls:

Before Hitler, we had very good medical care. Many American doctors trained at the University of Vienna. After Hitler, health care was socialized, free for everyone. Doctors were salaried by the government. The problem was, since it was free, the people were going to the doctors for everything. When the good doctor arrived at his office at 8 a.m., 40 people were already waiting and, at the same time, the hospitals were full. If you needed elective surgery, you had to wait a year or two for your turn. There was no money for research as it was poured into socialized medicine. Research at the medical schools literally stopped, so the best doctors left Austria and emigrated to other countries.

As for healthcare, our tax rates went up to 80% of our income. Newlyweds immediately received a $1,000 loan from the government to establish a household. We had big programs for families. All day care and education were free. High schools were taken over by the government and college tuition was subsidized. Everyone was entitled to free handouts, such as food stamps, clothing, and housing.
We had another agency designed to monitor business. My brother-in-law owned a restaurant that had square tables. Government officials told him he had to replace them with round tables because people might bump themselves on the corners. Then they said he had to have additional bathroom facilities. It was just a small dairy business with a snack bar. He couldn't meet all the demands. Soon, he went out of business. If the government owned the large businesses and not many small ones existed,it could be in control.
We had consumer protection. We were told how to shop and what to buy. Free enterprise was essentially abolished. We had a planning agency specially designed for farmers. The agents would go to the farms, count the live-stock, then tell the farmers what to produce, and how to produce it.
"Mercy Killing" Redefined:

In 1944, I was a student teacher in a small village in the Alps. The villagers were surrounded by mountain passes which, in the winter, were closed off with snow, causing people to be isolated. So people intermarried and offspring were sometimes retarded. When I arrived, I was told there were 15 mentally retarded adults, but they were all useful and did good manual work. I knew one, named Vincent, very well. He was a janitor of the school. One day I looked out the window and saw Vincent and others getting into a van. I asked my superior where they were going. She said to an institution where the State Health Department would teach them a trade, and to read and write. The families were required to sign papers with a little clause that they could not visit for 6 months. They were told visits would interfere with the program and might cause homesickness. As time passed, letters started to dribble back saying these people died a natural, merciful death. The villagers were not fooled. We suspected what was happening. Those people left in excellent physical health and all died within 6 months. We called this euthanasia.
The Final Steps - Gun Laws:
Next came gun registration.. People were getting injured by guns. Hitler said that the real way to catch criminals (we still had a few) was by matching serial numbers on guns. Most citizens were law abiding and dutifully marched to the police station to register their firearms. Not long after-wards, the police said that it was best for everyone to turn in their guns. The authorities already knew who had them, so it was futile not to comply voluntarily.
No more freedom of speech. Anyone who said something against the government was taken away. We knew many people who were arrested, not only Jews, but also priests and ministers who spoke up.
Totalitarianism didn't come quickly, it took 5 years from 1938 until 1943, to realize full dictatorship in Austria. Had it happened overnight, my countrymen would have fought to the last breath. Instead, we had creeping gradualism. Now, our only weapons were broom handles. The whole idea sounds almost unbelievable that the state, little by little eroded our freedom. After World War II, Russian troops occupied Austria. Women were raped, preteen to elderly. The press never wrote about this either. When the Soviets left in 1955, they took everything that they could, dismantling whole factories in the process. They sawed down whole orchards of fruit, and what they couldn't destroy, they burned. We called it The Burned Earth. Most of the population barricaded themselves in their houses. Women hid in their cellars for 6 weeks as the troops mobilized. Those who couldn't, paid the price. There is a monument in Vienna today, dedicated to those women who were massacred by the Russians. This is an eye witness account.
"It's true..those of us who sailed past the Statue of Liberty came to a country of unbelievable freedom and opportunity.
America Truly is the Greatest Country in the World. Don't Let Freedom Slip Away
"After America , There is No Place to Go...!"
Please forward this message to other voters who may not have it...!


February 19, 2010 06:42 AM :: Oh Yea
posted by stinkyfoots to general
The Pope and Tiger woods died on the same day and, because of an administrative mix up, the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to heaven.

The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, and after checking the paperwork the clerk admits that there is an error. "However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified".

Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven and they stop to have a chat.

"Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the Pope.

"No problem" replied Tiger Woods.

Pope: "I am really anxious to get to heaven."

Tiger: "Why is that?"

Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."

Tiger: "You're a day late."

February 13, 2010 02:28 PM :: The Olympic torch design
posted by brad to sports and outdoors
http://www.vancouver2010.com/more-2010-information/olympic-torch-relay/about-the-olympic-torch-relay/2010-olympic-torch/torch-design/

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